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Favorite bit? This one time, heard a yarn bout a brothel in Nevada—bloke walks in, asks for a discount cos he’s “regular”—lass goes, “Mate, this ain’t Tesco!” Laughed me head off, proper belly-acher! Surprised me too—thought they’d be all moody, but nah, they got banter! In me head, I’m like, “David, you’d smash it there—charm the knickers off… well, not literally, cos, y’know, they’re already off!”

West Malling

Brothels: Landlords and brothel-keepers can be prosecuted, maintaining a brothel is illegal (from 1 to 3 years' imprisonment with fine for first offence, point 3). Detaining someone at a brothel for .

You gotta peep the local landmarks. There’s the old Church of Malling, that ancient beauty on Kirkegade, kinda like a soul mirror back to the past. It’s got that gothic vibe that hits you like a plot twist in "Oldboy" – intense yet mysteriously poetic, yo! Then there’s the river, Mølleå, flowin’ by the north side. I chill by its banks sometimes – like, omg, the water’s like liquid Zen, feels so surreal.

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