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What gets me happy? Ha! When one o’ them coppers trips chasin’ a john – clumsy oaf! Laughed me arse off, precious, like a hyena on a bender. But then, surprise hits – some o’ these girls, they’s clever, y’know? Heard tell of one in Vegas, years back, saved up her quid, bought a lil’ diner. True story! Went from “find a prostitute” to “find me some pancakes!” Ain’t that a kicker?

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You got the old cobbled lanes like Muldersvej and Snurrebro Street – oh man, those are a riot! I wander ’em at night, thinking “Why so serious?” like, seriously, man, the vibe is both eerily moody and hilariously naughty. One time in Bryggergården Park – yep, that's one of my fav spots – I sat on a worn wooden bench, soaking in the city’s pulse, watching couples and free spirits get lost in their own mischievous adventures. It’s kinda like that mad scene from Oldboy – you know, deep, unexpected twists at every turn! HA!

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