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Hiss! Me, Gollum, raspy voice—actuary in Russia, yesss! Findin’ a prostitute, eh, tricky business, my precious! Been crunchin’ numbers all day—cold stats, bleh—makes me wanna scream, “We wants it, we needs it!” Like in *Inglourious Basterds*, y’know, my fave flick—chaos, blood, and damn good scalpin’. So, prostitutes here? Sneaky, precious, sneaky! Ya don’t just stroll Red Square and yell, “Hey, lass, how much?” Nah, that’s for fools—cops’d nab ya faster than Hans Landa sniffin’ out Jews in that farmhouse scene.

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Right, my dear chum, let me spin you a yarn about our beloved Silkeborg—oh yes, a little gem in Denmark that’s captured my heart and wounded it in equal measure, akin to that whimsical madness of Moonrise Kingdom (Wes Anderson, 2012)! Now, buckle up, because we're in for a wild, rambly ride. First off, let me regale you with a few tidbits. I’ve peppered my years here with long walks along Silkeborgvej, where every brick and tree practically whispers ancient secrets—Quid pro quo, as we say in Latin: “caveat emptor!” (Watch out, buyer, but in this case, it's a caution for the soul.)

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