Mari Slagelse Brothel ❤️

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Dude, so I’m thinkin’ bout brothels, right? As a Product Manager, whoa, wild gig! Gotta say, it’s like "Her"—y’know, Spike Jonze’s flick? That vibe where tech meets intimacy, freaky stuff. Imagine me, Keanu, sittin’ there, stoic as hell, watchin’ this brothel scene unfold. “I’d like to be a part of you,” like Theodore says, but nah, it’s more… transactional, ya dig?

Copenhagen Brothel Guide

Brothel · Swingersclub · Pornstar Experience (PSE) · Rimming · Handjob · Blowjob · Mistress (hard) · OWO - Oral without condom · Cum on Face.

I’ve told so many stories here. Like one time, I met this lost cat in a narrow lane off Nørregade. I was like, "Hey buddy, follow me!" and ended up laughing so hard when I almost tripped on my own feet. Classic Mr. Bean moment, right? Slagelse is full of moments like these.

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