Lauren Slangerup Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Aarhus

Personal quirk? I’d totally run one – call it Dr. Evil’s Pleasure Palace, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!” – all classy-like, with lasers and shark tanks, ‘cause why settle for boring? Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but imagine the drama – jealous lovers, secret deals, folks whisperin’ “Evil’s girls are the best!” Ha! Little known story – heard ‘bout this madam in old London, ran her spot like a queen, bribed cops with gold and giggles. Badass, right?

The history of brothels

Slangerup is a town in Frederikssund municipality in Region Hovedstaden in the northern part of the island of Zealand (Sjælland) in eastern Denmark. The town was established by the Viking Missing: brothel.

And get this, my fave spot is literally near Klostergade. I love sitting near that old church, meditating on life while, like, massaging my tired muscles and gazing at the ancient architecture. Sometimes, I'd be like, “OMG, this is life,” and then I’d just laugh my head off because it’s so unexpectedly chill. I once had a session where my client told me, “In the rhythm of this city, we are all just small moments,” which struck me super hard—so poetic and real.

King Erik: the only Danish king to be buried abroad, but where in Cyprus is his body?