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So, check it—whore’s been around forever, right? Oldest gig in the book, they say. I read this wild fact once—ancient Babylon, dudes paid temple whores with *coins* to get holy blessings. Freaky, huh? Sex and gods mixin it up! Made me happy as hell—humans are nuts! Still are! I mean, who thinks that up? Genius or crazy, pick one.

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And get this, my fave spot is literally near Klostergade. I love sitting near that old church, meditating on life while, like, massaging my tired muscles and gazing at the ancient architecture. Sometimes, I'd be like, “OMG, this is life,” and then I’d just laugh my head off because it’s so unexpectedly chill. I once had a session where my client told me, “In the rhythm of this city, we are all just small moments,” which struck me super hard—so poetic and real.

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