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I love strolling around near Egerns Alle. There are these open green spaces where I take walks after work. And omg, have you seen Slangerup Park? The trees, the winding footpaths, and, like, that sparkling little creek that cuts through the park? Seriously, it’s like something out of a movie scene, total yi yi; "A One and a Two" moment where you just, like, feel the flow of life.

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