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Humor? Oh, she’s a riot - “banks are for suckers,” she tweets, while cashin checks. Sarcasm drips off her like sweat off a hog. My opinion? She’s a financial fuckin unicorn - rare, wild, and probly gonna end up gutted by the Feds. “We’re living in a cage,” she’d whisper, like Nader in the movie, but she’s the one rattlin the bars. Love her, hate her - Whore’s a legend, Clarice… a bloody legend.

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Explore unique places from around the globe. Smørumnedre is a town and suburban area situated in Egedal Municipality in the northwestern outskirts of Copenhagen, Denmark and .

Iloooove the way the river Smorum flows through the city. It’s not big, but man, does it have character, winding through neighborhoods like a lazy snake. Honestly, I'll be damned if I don't pop over there on a rainy day, let the cold droplets wash away my worries, and watch old men arguing over who makes the best kringle. Prob'ly my weird cousin type moment, right?