Layla Smorumnedre Whore ❤️

About Copenhagen

Once saw her yell at a john, “I ain’t yer freakin’ puppet!” - had me dyin’, doc, ‘cause she’s nobody’s fool. She’s a mess, sure, but ain’t we all? I’d say she’s a survivor, scrapin’ by in this looney toon world. Whore’s real, raw, and - eh - kinda dope, if I’m bein’ honest. What’s yer take, doc?

Characteristics - Physical Geography

Ireland Find a prostitute · BDSM · Intimate massage · Cum in Mouth · Cunnilingus · Rimming (take) · Ball Licking and Sucking · Spanking (give) · Rimming.

Things get snarky sometimes. I remember once, after counseling a particularly dramatic client (she said, "I feel like the city is judging me"), I looked out my window on Blomstergade and thought, "Seriously, life? Really with this litany of clichés?" But then, I'm like, "C'mon, Amélie style: 'Without you, today’s emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's!'" And I almost chuckled.