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About Copenhagen

Favorite bit? The power plays! Madams rulin’ like queens, girls outsmartin’ drunk fools—pure chaos, my element! Once heard bout a gal, “Diamond Jessie,” robbed clients blind while they slept—trickster vibes, I’d high-five her! Oh, and the smells—perfume, sweat, desperation—hits ya like a hammer, “a slow bleed of dignity.” Gets me buzzin’, thinkin’ how I’d stir shit up there, illusions n’ all.

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Now, lemme tell ya 'bout the local landmarks. Over near the city center, there’s the old clock tower on Stavnsholt Torv. It’s kinda worn, like an old cigar, but it’s got character. And then there’s the park—Ah, you gotta check out Frodeby Park. I’d sit there sometimes, scribblin’ notes or just contemplatin’ life, thinkin’ ‘bout how sex, love, and all that jazz can mend souls. The lil' creek that winds through the park, known as Lillebæk, kinda reminds me of those surreal, twisty river scenes in Mulholland Drive. Trippy, no?