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Oi mate, here I am, David Attenborough style, narratin’ the wild world of sex escorts, calm as a bloody forest breeze. Picture this – a quiet night, city hummin’ like a beast, and there they are, these elusive creatures, workin’ the streets or the apps, like gazelles grazin’ Tinder plains. Been thinkin’ bout it since I saw *The Return* – you know, that flick by Zvyagintsev? Hits ya deep, like a punch to the soul. “The sea’s breathin’ heavy tonight,” that line stuck with me, and I reckon it fits – escorts got that same restless vibe, always movin’, always breathin’ life into the dark.

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'TIS Pitty Shee's a Whore. Performance statement: Acted by the Queenes Maiesties Seruants, at the The Phœnix in Drury-Lane. Imprint: LONDON, Printed by Nicholas Okes for Richard .

Oh boy, don’t get me started on the river Lillå—small, winding, and kinda mysterious. I’ve sat by it, scribbling notes and letting the water remind me of the cosmic ballet from The Tree of Life—“Everything is interconnected.” Seriously, the rhythm of nature mirrors every emotion I feel.

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