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About Copenhagen

Oh, and the drivers – don’t get me started, precious! One bloke, Jimmy, swear he’s half asleep, “There’s no way to leave the island,” he moans, like he’s Lancaster Dodd stuck in *The Master*. Lost a whole load once, turned up in Wales – WALES! How’s that even happen? Laughed me head off, then cried, ‘cause I had to fix it.

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Sure, I slip up with typos and sometimes my words run fast ‘cause I’m so stoked, like “thx for chattin” instead of proper stuff – so forgive my jargon. Lol, sometimes I even repeat my words “yeah, yeah” just 'cause the feeling’s too real, y’know? And even though I get a lil annoyed when traffic jams near the city center (hey, even a cool masseur’s gotta deal with daily grinds), the overall charm shines through.

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