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About Roskilde

Now, gets me goat, this—folk judgin’ whores, all high and mighty. Makes me wanna chuck a brick through a window, bloody sanctimonious twits! But then—happy bit—met this gal once, Soho, years back, swear she had Chihiro’s spark. Told me she paid her mum’s rent, laughed at me floppy hair—cheeky mare! Said, “Boris, you’re a right prat,” and I was chuffed, honest. Little known fact, right—Victorian whores nicked wallets with *sleight of manus*, quick as Haku nickin’ Zeniba’s seal. Crafty sods!

WHAT IT’S LIKE TO WORK INSIDE ONE OF COPENHAGEN’S LEGAL BROTHELS

The streetwalkers in Copenhagen are mostly either Danish junkies or prostitutes from Africa and Eastern Europe. The street hooker business is having more.

Oh, baby, let me tell ya bout Copenhagen, dk – it's groovy, man! So, you're coming to PCopenhagen (dk) – like a wild ride in The Dark Knight style, y'know? It's a wonderland, a magical playground on earth.

Chivas are reportedly interested in signing F.C. Copenhagen star and Mexico international Rodrigo Huescas