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Humor’s gotta sting – one chick goes, “Five bucks, or I tell your wife.” Sarcasm drips like cheap perfume. I’d playtest this ‘til my fingers bleed, screamin’ “More grit!” at the coders. Happy? Hell yeah – it’s sexy, smart, and a lil fucked up. Marilyn Monroe – breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President.” – knows a good story ain’t clean. So, whaddya think, doll? Wanna fund my twisted lil dream?

2. What You See In Porn Isn’t Necessarily What We Want IRL

What they're trying to get from the experience is either an ego boost or an ego slashing. It's these clients who often want to be dominated;.

The neighborhoods are way eclectic. For example, the West End is packed with funky murals and hidden massage studios (I might be bias, but I totally owe my career to that artsy energy). Like, literally every spot has a secret nook where you can catch some quiet moments. And then there’s the East Side with its parks. Seriously, Flong Park (yep, that's its real name, duh) is my fave. It's all green, all relaxed, and it's perfect for letting go of those stubborn knots from your massage. Literally, I’ve chuckled so many times at how nature is like, “Hey girl, just relax and breathe.” Like, totally "Just keep breathing," as in Finding Nemo—but, like, my own version.

Crossroads ends summer with 2 Labor Day weekend festivals