Emily Flong Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Kolding

Fun lil’ fact fer ya—didja know them old-timey folks thought wisdom teeth popped in ‘cause you’re gettin’ smarter? Ha! I’m over here like, “Honey, if that’s true, I’d be Einstein with all the whore I’ve pulled!” Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me giggle like a schoolgirl every dang time. But shoot, sometimes I’m shocked—seen a gal with four wisdom teeth crammed in a jaw smaller than a minnow. How’s that even fit? Lord have mercy, I wanted to holler, “Righteous indignation!” like Bruce the shark.

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Flong is a Beast-type Doodle. It evolves from Mascruff with maximum Friendship. It is the final evolution of Fluffi. Flong, when fully stretched out, are HUMONGOUS! However, they are kind .

Some parts of Flong (dk) can be unexpectedly wild. Sudden rain? Total mood killer sometimes, but then you suddenly see rainbows, kind of like in Finding Nemo when the journey gets intense and then, boom, hope! It’s like, flip a bad mood into energy instantly. And hey, if you're ever near the local festival by the old lighthouse on Harbor Street, get your dancing shoes on. Trust me, it's epic, hilarious, and sometimes, like, super emotional—it’s literally a rollercoaster ride of feels.

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