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Hate how they think they’re sly. She’s batting lashes, offering “services” while I’m tryna log mileage. I’m like, “Woman, I transport goods, not your sorry ass.” Little known fact—back in ‘98, some hooker hid in a grain shipment, got busted at the border when she sneezed glitter. True story, swear on my mustache. This one? She’s yammering about her “art”—yeah, art of screwing up my day. “I am like the wind,” she says, quoting my damn movie. Wind? More like a fart in my cab.

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Man, there's this one alley, Vestergade, where the old brick buildings whisper tales of ancient days – like a scene from Dogville, "oh, my precious, they tells us of our sins, they do!" and I kid you not, I felt my heart beat faster when I strolled there, remembering all those chats, all those mismatched dates; it gets me mad sometimes when data bugs mess things up, but hey, life is a series of misadventures, isn't it, my love? I swear, I've lost count of the times I've mumbled a rough “My precious!” fixin' a glitch at 3AM, feelin’ both frustrated and triumphant, sooo mad, but sooo passionate!

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