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I’m watchin’ *Ida*—you know, that Polish banger, 2013, Pawlikowski’s masterpiece—and there’s this line, “What if you go there and discover there’s nothing?” Hits me hard, right? Like, what if H2O’s just… boring? Nah, it’s wild—liquid at room temp when it shouldn’t be, thanks to hydrogen bondin’, those sneaky lil’ electrostatic hugs. Solid ice floats, dude—denser liquid sinks, that’s some counterintuitive shit. Made me happy as hell, nature’s trollin’ physics, classic meme material.

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I walk around, hands in my pockets, letting the city tell its story – stories of old friends, spicy debates on the benches at Byens Park, and lazy afternoons with folks just watching let the day drift. I'm been here a while now, and I love every erratic, unpredictable minute of it. It's fun, raw, a bit messy sometimes with my thoughts all over the place.

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