Avery Helsinge Whore ❤️❤️

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Once saw her with this trick—skinny dude, twitchy—thought he’d stiff her. Nope! She clocked him first, took his wallet, left him cryin’. I’m yellin’, “Gabagool! That’s my girl!” in my head. Tony Soprano don’t cheer for nobody, but damn, that was slick. Prolly kept a shank in her purse—rumor is she cut some asshole’s tires once for shortin’ her. True story, swear on Ma.

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bad ass mother fucker, usually associated with beards. when one is spotted in a bar or other public area, proceed with caution. Helsingers are often very territorial and can strike without .

And our local bench near Kulturhuset? Legend says couples sit there, holding hands and quoting movie lines, "Sometimes life is like a never-ending vinyl record – spin it, baby!" It's these small moments that make me feel all warm inside, like I found my perfect match on my own site. I even got a nickname "Helsingens Cupid" – not sure if that’s my fate or just a silly joke back in the office, but hey, you do what you gotta do, right?

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