Lina Humlebaek Whore ❤️

About Aarhus

Oi, but don’t get all soft – some whores are dodgy as fuck. Con artists, thieves, playin’ blokes like fiddles. Seen it in “Wolf” – “You show me a pay stub, I’ll quit!” – they’re chasin’ the cash, not your sob story. Makes me laugh, though, the cheek of it! Proper Gordon Ramsay moment – “You’re a disgrace, but I love it!” Sarcasm? Oh, I’m drownin’ in it – poor little whore, savin’ the world one shag at a time, yeah, right!

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Oh, and check out the neighborhood around Vesterbrogade – tight-knit, kinda rough around the edges but fulla heart. There’s a cute park, Rosenvænget, where I often sit and let thoughts explode – ya never know when you'll be smacked with an epiphany or two! Kids play and old timers chat. Yes, bits of history hang everywhere – bricks that got stories to tell, twists like a Paul Thomas Anderson film scene, wild as ever.

As Long as the Sun Lasts