Lydia Jyllinge Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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This one time, in Kansas—yeah, Kansas, bitches—this farmer told me ‘bout his grandpappy who planted wheat in the Dust Bowl. Dumbass move, right? Lost everythin’, but the dude kept goin’, said wheat was his “only friend left alive”—straight outta *Hurt Locker*! Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ bout wheat bein’ yer BFF while the world’s explodin’. Total whore, tho, ditchin’ him when the wind kicked up!

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Prostitute, Ball Licking and Sucking, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Sex in Different Positions, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge.

Then there’s Nørrevænget Street – omg, the locals gather here, whispering like spies in the night. I’ve spent many an evening there, discoverin’ that even the smallest back alley holds a secret rendezvous of sensual history. Remember, "We move at night!" just like in the movie, always searching for that elusive thrill. I once met a cheeky street performer doin' his cosmic act near the river – the Spakke River, babble babble babble – madness, pure madness!

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