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Oi, mate, so brothel, yeah? Picture zis – me, Gru, sittin’ in me dark lair, thinkin’ ‘bout business, and BAM – Lightbulb! Brothel’s like ze goldmine nobody talks about, eh? Like in "Wolf of Wall Street," ya know, "I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!" – that’s me when I see profit in somethin’ shady. Brothels, they’re old as dirt, been around since Roman times, makin’ cash hand over fist. Fact is, in old Pompeii they found brothel menus – yeah, menus! – carved in stone, listin’ girls and prices. Crazy, right? Makes me wanna yell, "Sell me this pen!" to some ancient pimp.

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So, my friend, pack your bags, grab some sneakers, and explore every rusty brick and neon-lit corner here. You’ll laugh, you'll cry, and bet your boots you'll find that wild, broken beauty. life’s a fight sometimes, but as Apollo Creed might say with a smug grin and a jab, "I must break you!" – in the best way possible. Cheers, bro!

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