Kayla Smorumnedre Whore ❤️

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So, this whore fish - slippery lil bastard. Got scales like silver, shiny as heck, but stinks when ya catch it. Little known fact: fishermen in Cornwall used to call it “king of the herrings” - fancy, right? Total sarcasm, tho, ‘cause it’s cheap as chips! Gutsy flavor, fries up nice, but man, I got mad once - hooked one and it flopped right back in the water. Teasin’ me! “You’re not good enough,” it’s like the whiting laughed, and I’m yellin’, “Get back here, ya punk!”

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Iloooove the way the river Smorum flows through the city. It’s not big, but man, does it have character, winding through neighborhoods like a lazy snake. Honestly, I'll be damned if I don't pop over there on a rainy day, let the cold droplets wash away my worries, and watch old men arguing over who makes the best kringle. Prob'ly my weird cousin type moment, right?