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About Copenhagen

So, check this—prostitution’s been around since forever, like ancient Babylon chicks were tradin’ sex for grain. Grain! That’s some OG barter shit. Blows my mind how it’s still kickin’, tho. I mean, these girls (and dudes, yo) are out there, dodgin’ cops, pimps, and creepy Johns, all for a buck. Kinda badass, kinda sad—makes me pissed, too. Like, why’s society gotta screw ‘em over so hard? Pun intended, eat my shorts!

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First off, Thisted is a small city on Denmark’s northwest coast. The streets are charming. Check out Østergade. It buzzes with little shops and cafés that make you feel at home. Then there's Vestergade—oh man, don’t pee on my leg, its character is something else. I used to walk here after counselling sessions, letting my thoughts drift like in The Tree of Life—“The only way to be truly free is to let go,” right?

Ralph and Bruce Thisted being honored for conservation efforts at their Ninemile ranch