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I’m no financial boffin, me – I’d rather shove me head in a blender than read a spreadsheet – but even I can see this lot’s takin’ the piss. You wanna plan your finances? Good luck, cos the WHOREs got the game stitched up tighter than a nun’s knickers! Sarcastic? Me? Nah, just statin’ facts with a grin! Oh, and here’s a nugget – one o’ these tossers, some Wall Street git, once bought a gold-plated toilet. A TOILET! Who shits on gold? Made me chuckle, then wanna punch somethin’!

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You're just an accountant at a retail company not Bill Gates. You gotta watch your finances and now that we're married.

Anyway, that's my two cents. Keep it chill and enjoy every moment here. Just remember—life's chaotic and beautiful, like those cosmic trees Malick so loved. Peace out—and don’t forget, don’t pee on my leg!

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