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Once, this chick, total pro, told me – ancient shit, erotic-massage is. Egypt, Greece, thousands of years, crazy huh? Priests, they’d bless with oil, slippery stuff. Made me laugh, picturin’ holy dudes kneadin’ ass! But serious, it’s skill, not just sexy-time. Muscles loosen, stress fucks off – gone! “Do or do not, there is no try,” I say. Half-assed massage? Waste of time, pisses me off.

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Let me tell you, there have been days where the city got on my nerves. Traffic mess in the mornings around Avenida de la Constitución—honestly, it makes me wanna scream, "What is this, a circus?!" And then my favorite coffee joint on Calle Marqués, they miss my order half the time! I mean, c'mon already, get it right, right? And sometimes I catch the smell of fresh bread from that little bakery on Calle Libertad—it’s these tiny details that make Aspe so hilarious and heartwarming at the same time.

ASPE President Featured in Reader’s Digest Article on Tap Water