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About Malaga

Last week, I saw this dude—total sleaze—hagglin’ with a girl like she’s a market pig. Made me mad, ya know? I’m Loki—I don’t vibe with disrespect. Wanted to zap him into a toad, but I’m keepin’ it chill. Flipped her double the cash instead—felt good, heroic even, for a sec. Surprised me how much I cared. She smirked, called me “pretty boy”—ha! Me, pretty? I’m a goddamn trickster god! Still, kinda liked it—ego boost, ya feel?

Prostitution

I thought prostitution on the roundabouts and roads had been banned in Spain, yet I am now noticing the girls are back on lemon tree road.

I’ve been here for years, and lemme tell ya, everyday life in Calp (es) is a rollercoaster – filled with tiny joys and unexpected surprises. The locals even call the little stream near the park “El Chiquito,” and it honestly kinda reminds me of that mysterious river in that Miyazaki flick. I get so happy watchin’ it flow – makes my day every time.

The 'Gamba Blanca de Calp' brand will be official: "The one that arrives at our market is especially