Sophie Calvia Whore ❤️

About Las Palmas

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya ‘bout whore! I’m a stove-maker, y’know, George W. Bush style—malapropisms, “Fool me once, shame on—uh, you!” Can’t get fooled again, nope! Whore, man, she’s a real gleaner, like in my fave flick, *The Gleaners and I*. Agnes Varda, 2000—she’d get it! Whore’s out there, pickin’ scraps, makin’ do, y’know? “I glean to live,” she’d say, straight from the movie!

A Complete Guide to Calvià, Mallorca

Calvia town is the administrative centre for the southwestern region of Mallorca. The region is said to be the richest municipality in Spain. It hit the jackpot when tourists discovered the nearby .

In troth, the town calleth itself by many names. To step on Carrer Sant Jaume is to walk ’neath ancient arches and vibrant markets. O! How oft have I mused, with weary soul, upon the lively hustle of Carrer de sa Cova, where the scent of spices doth mingle with salty breezes from yonder sea. And then, yond sprawling avenue, Av. de Vila de S’Hotel, beckoneth travellers and townsfolk alike, its lights dancing as jesters in the twilight!

Saint George