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Last week—pissed me off—some dude on X bragged ‘bout “classy escorts.” Classy? Ha! Like lipstick on a pig. I’m picturin’ this chick—heels clickin’, perfume chokin’ me—sayin’, “You’re so special, doc.” Bullshit. Reminds me of *Her*: “I can’t live in your book anymore.” Yeah, lady, I ain’t your fairy tale either. Prostitutes don’t love ya—they clock in, clock out. Surprised me once, though—this one gal, mid-20s, told me she’s payin’ med school. Med school! Swear to God, I nearly hugged her—then remembered the germs.

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Down by l’Ebre River—oh, sorry, it’s actually a small stream that runs behind the old castle—you get this vibe of ancient mystery. Man, as a family psychologist, I see families interact in parks like Parc del Castell. Their secrets spill as freely as the wind on these cobbled streets. It’s maddening sometimes how truth surfaces when you least expect it.

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