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Last week—pissed me off, this chick, all dolled up, quotes me 200 bucks! 200! I’m like, “Sweetie, I ain’t no sucker tourist!” Walked off, laughin—greed is good, keeps ya sharp. Found another, real sly, hidin by a dumpster—prolly 19, smokin a cig, lookin bored as hell. “How much?” I ask, she smirks, “50, take it or leave it.” Hell yeah, I’m happy—score! Reminds me of Amélie’s pops, fixin his gnome—little victories, man, that’s the shit!

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Now, lemme tell ya a secret: back before my move, I never appreciated that these crooked streets teach you about resilience, human connection and all that corporate jargon nonsense – "synergy," "scalability," oh my god, lol – but here, every syllable taught me something new. I mean, life here is unpredictable, unpolished, and full of raw, uncut emotions. Like I always say – “Life is short, and you only get one shot!”

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