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Fun fact—didya know way back, like ancient Rome times, prostitutes had to dye their hair blonde? Stand out, I guess! Imagine that—blonde wigs floppin all over Pompeii! Cracks me up, like Patrick tryna think! And today? They’re still out there, workin corners or apps—yep, apps! Tinder ain’t just for jellyfish dates no more!

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Felanitx has the reputation for being one of the best-kept towns in Mallorca. The town is located close to Porto Colom on the coast, right in the heart of one of the major wine producing areas. .

And, I gotta mention the river that meanders by the outskirts. I can’t remember its official name, but locals call it “El Riu.” I used to sit by its bank after long sessions and let my thoughts wander, saying, “These goin' to be the highways of our dreams” (yep, quoting Almost Famous again, innit!). Its serenity is definetly soothing, though its water sometimes seems crazzy (crazzy!) reflective of our inner turmoil.

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