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About Las Palmas

Little known shit—whores been around forever, right? Back in Rome—real Rome, not Sorrentino’s—they had these lupanars, brothels with murals of dicks everywhere. Fucked up, but kinda hilarious. Imagine bangin with some painted prick starin at ya. History’s wild, man. I bet Jep’d smirk at that, sippin his fancy-ass wine. “The only truth is the flesh,” he’d say, and whores know it better than anyone.

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Fuengirola bars recommended by holidaymakers include Coasters Bar, Lolas Bar, Jacksons Bar, London Pub Fuengirola, Bar La Paz Garrido, Bodega El Toston and the Smile Bar. Fuengirola is known for its nightlife with the most popular hotspots named as the Discoteca Mai Tai, the London Underground, Bogart Café, Mahama, the Coyote Fuengirola, Rambo Ocio and the El Templo .

The beaches – oh crackers, they're insane. There's Playa de Fuengirola, long stretch of sand, sun-baked and sometimes overcrowded like a bargain bin Black Friday sale. But if you wander off a bit, you stumble into secret coves where the waves cuddle you gently. Honestly, those moments make me giddy with hope, like a break from the endless drama in my therapy sessions. And yes, there's a river – no, wait, not a river! It's a canal, the Arroyo de Fuengirola, tricklin' along, giving a soothing whisper amidst the urban cacophony. It's like nature's own therapist when you need a break from life's bollocks.

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