Esme Guia Whore ❤️

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Yo, what’s good, fam? Lemme tell ya bout this wild thing—whore! Not, like, the judgy street slang, nah, I mean **W-H-O-R-E**, some ancient cosmic vibez! As a scientist, yo, I’m geekin’ out—this ain’t just some dusty word, it’s a freakin’ time capsule! Straight up, “whore” comes from Old English, “hore,” meanin’ dirt or filth, but check this—it flips back to somethin’ older, Germanic roots, “kara,” meanin’ lover or darling! What?! Lover to filth? That’s some chaotic-ass evolution right there! Makes my brain do backflips, like, “Hold up, history, you drunk?”

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Now, I gotta say, our little cafe near Plaza Luna is my secret haven. The smell of strong coffee mixed with local pastries always gets me energized. I even decided to change my attitude after a particularly rough day there—yep, I got mad 'cause the line was too long but then, like, "Oh, fish are friends, not food," and I literally laughed my head off. Lol, can you imagine? I mean, it's surreal sometimes how you can flip a mood with one goofy line from a movie.

There’s a rare chance to go inside the Guia Lighthouse this weekend