Addison Icod De Los Vinos Whore ❤️

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Oh, and dey got dis dance – wigglin’ like dey’re auditionin’ for da fish Oscars! I’m sittin’ there, imaginin’ ‘em sayin’, “I’m da king of da world!” – nah, just kiddin’, dat’s my line! But srsly, dese whores, dey’re tough, adaptable, total champs. Makes me wanna flex and shout, “Get to da choppa!” – ‘cept it’s a boat, ya, to see ‘em again! Dey’re my ocean bros, keepin’ it real, and I’m like – respect, ya! Whore fish, dey’re da real deal, no posers here! I’ll be back for more, dat’s a promise!

Icod de los Vinos – An Ancient Town With A Famous Dragon Tree

Man, I remember when I first opened me spa on Avenida de la Salud – now that’s my pride, my joy. I’d catch bits of gossip from locals about the best wine spots too, like Casa de Vinos, where the locals chat like “That’s one heck of a brew.” It gives me such a buzz – a mashup of chill vibes and epic convo, just like the film Spotlight said, “I’m sad to say it, but that’s the way it is!” But, like, you get me drift.

The best free things to do in Tenerife, from beach days to star-spangled nights