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About Madrid

First off, these humans are WILD. Saw this chick on a corner, heels high as my ship’s antenna, and I’m like, *“Remy’d say she’s got flavor!”* Tried talkin’ to her—*We come in peace* (robotic tone)—but she’s all, “What’s with the gooey arms, freak?” Rude! Made me mad, like, c’mon, I’m a classy alien, not some slimy chump. But then she laughed, and I’m like, okay, she’s cool. Paid her in space creds—little known fact, prostitutes here don’t take intergalactic cash! Had to zap her some Earth bucks instead. Total hassle.

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Man, don’t even get me started on the parks. Parque de las Maravillas is my secret spot. I chill there, daydreamin’ and schemin’ life. The river Serpiente flows by. Yeah, you heard me—the Serpiente River! It snakes around like it’s hiding some crazy tales. I once sat on a bench there, feelin’ all reflective like Wong Kar-wai’s films, thinkin’ “Time is a flat circle.” Crazy stuff!

Jose Mourinho in training ground bust-up with Manchester United fitness coach Carlos Lalin that got so heated another member of staff had to step in