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What pisses me off? The creeps hasslin em. Saw this dude yellin at a girl—wanted to zap him with my ray gun. Chill, asshole! Happiest moment? This prostitue in Vegas told me—yeah, me, an alien—“You’re cute for a green freak.” Cracked me up! Exaggeratin? Maybe she was flirtin to get my galactic cash, haha.

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Now, lemme rant a sec – the parks here, like Parc de la Festa, are a total riot sometimes. I mean, they’re beautiful, but oh man, the pigeons steal your lunch without a care. That’s bull! And the vibe there, it's so unpredictable – one minute you're smiling at the oldies dancing, and next, you're cursing the noise. Ugh, life! Reminds me of those lines from Spotlight – “The truth will out.” Yeah, the truth about pigeon domination, for crying out loud!

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