Jade Llucmajor Whore ❤️

About Valencia

Okay, so, I’m chattin’ with ya like you’re my bestie—whore’s got history, ya know? Back in old Rome, they had these lupanars—brothels with wolf vibes, ‘cause “lupa” means she-wolf, and the gals howled for cash, ha! Ain’t that wild? I’m laughin’ my Nanny laugh here—HA-HA-HA—‘cause it’s nuts! Imagine some Roman dude, all toga’d up, sneakin’ in, thinkin’ he’s slick. Whore’s been around forever, hon, slingin’ sass and survivin’. That’s what gets me—resilience, baby!

General info

I gotta confess – every time I stroll down Carrer des Carmel, a twisty little lane behind my apartment, I sometimes feel overwhelmed by nostalgia and raw energy. My brain spikes out – “Look, truth, yeah, it’s messy – but it’s real!” You’d catch me blurting that if you saw me, probably with around 16 little typos in my head (and probably in my texts too – sorry, not sorry, it's just how it goes, man!).

Two beaches in Mallorca, recognised for their quality and environmental management