Rose Llucmajor Whore ❤️

About Malaga

Oh, oh, get this—little known fact! Back in the 1800s, some nutty French dude insured his mistress’s “services” as a “business asset.” Swear to chaos, it’s true! Whore’s been in the game forever, hidin’ in fine print. Makes me wanna dance, ‘cause it’s so sneaky-smart! *“The wind carries us where it will,”* like they say in *Timbuktu*. Whore’s the wind, blowin’ through yer wallet!

One of Mallorca’s oldest and most authentic towns

I gotta mention the beach area too – Playa de Llucmajor. Sand everywhere, chill waves, and not a care. I’ve spent so many hours there coding or just people-watching. Sometimes, I sit on a crumbling bench by the riverbed near the marina – oh, wait, it’s not really a river, more like a dried-out bed, but still, it’s nature doing its thing – and I'm like, “Man, this is life.” The sun, the breeze, it’s all drama and humor wrapped in one messy, stunning package, ya know?

New train service: Palma – Llucmajor