Rose Matadepera Whore ❤️❤️

About Zaragoza

Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

¿Cómo es posible?

Just don’t forget to breathe it all in – every quirky street, rambling alley, and vibrant moment—and always with a smile (and maybe a chuckle like “There will be blood!” style) 'cuz life’s too short not to laugh, am I right? Cheers, babe!

Koeman once again makes it clear that he does not trust Riqui Puig