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About Madrid

What gets me pumped? It’s all about connection, dude. Hands on skin, breathin’ syncs up—it’s primal! But ugh, what pisses me off? Cheap places skimpin’ on oil! Like, c’mon, don’t leave me high and dry—literally! I’m not here for sandpaper vibes, gimme that slick glide! One time, I went to this sketchy joint—swear the masseuse was rushin’ like she’s late for bingo. I’m like, “Slow down, lady, I ain’t a car wax job!” Made me madder than Dwight with a beet shortage.

Swedish Massage in la Cala de Mijas

MyThai Massage offers a selection of six different massages, including a foot massage, a Sports massage with oil, and, of course, the classic Traditional Thai Massage. You can pamper .

I wander through the winding alleys of Mijas Pueblo. Oh man, those cobblestone paths got character. You might get lost in the narrow lanes and secret corners and then, bam – you find a view overlooking the coast. The Mediterranean just sparkles there. And speaking of views, I love chillin’ at Mirador de la Cruz. The sunsets here? Unreal, like nature’s finest film flick.

Mijas horses take to the beach