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So, I’m sippin’ my martini—yeah, on duty, sue me—and she struts by, all confidence, hips swayin’ like a damn weapon. Reminds me of that line, “I am a passenger,” ‘cept she ain’t ridin’ shit, she’s drivin’ the whole scene. Got this vibe, y’know? Like she’s fucked half the coast and don’t care who knows. Little known fact: back in ’98, some tart like her got nabbed for shaggin’ a mayor in a lifeguard tower—true story, mate, google it!

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Among 16 candidates from different sectors, Angel Toledo got the crown for this year’s Miss Moncada. The said pageant is a part of a week-long celebration of Kamote Festival in .

You gotta try the local chow too, man – the street tacos on Mercado Viejo, ridin’ so high on flavor that it feels like being in a freakin’ movie montage. Their spice, I swear, burns like a thousand suns – “F**k it, let’s roll!” almost said me out loud. Rarrgh!

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