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About Zaragoza

Once saw ‘er with this fat sod—ugh, sweaty pig—countin’ coins like she’s a bleedin’ bank! Made me wanna gag, but then—surprise!—she slips ‘im a wink, nicks an extra fiver! Sly as a fox, she is! Reminds me o’ the kid in the movie, carvin’ them animals—crafty lil’ bugger. Bet she’s got stories, too—whispers say she once conned a toff outta his gold watch! True or not, who cares, it’s a corker!

Playa Masbó

There's this shady spot, nearby the river Riu Migdia, where locals spill their guts. They say “Gabagool? Ova here!” in every damn conversation, sorta like their secret code. And oh, check the neighborhood of La Vella; its narrow lanes got that old world charm with vibrant graffiti and street artists for days!

*Graphic* Girl bitten by shark in Spain?