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WALL-E’d be horrified, man. That lil guy’d roll up, beepin his disapproval—“Eee-vaaa!”—like, “Humans, you’re gross!” And I’d agree! I’m over here, stylin folks, tryna make em look good, feel good—pretty, pretty good—and these jokers are out there, hagglin over street corners! Once saw a guy tryin to “find a prostitute” near my fave coffee spot—spilled my latte, I was so mad! Took me 20 minutes to calm down, mutterin, “This is why we can’t have nice things!” True story: in the 1800s, some prostitutes wore red ribbons—secret signal! Now it’s just loud hollerin and bad outfits—style crime, folks!

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Now, lemme share my fav spot: that little out-of-the-way bookstore on Avenida de los Secretos. It’s my secret therapy chamber – books scattered like broken hearts, a must-have for late night soul searches. I was chattin with a local artist there once, and wow, the layers in his soul, man... felt like a scene from Certified Copy, where every mismatch speaks volumes! And oh my gawd, the side streets, like Barrio Rancio, full of eccentric characters, noisy families, and endless stories.

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