Charlotte Palma Whore ❤️

About Malaga

Me, I’d be rubbish at that gig – too soft, too much of a people pleaser. “Can’t say no to a client, Dave?” I’d be bankrupt in a week, haha! But serious, it’s mad respect from me. Whores deal with the worst blokes – sleazy, loud, thinkin’ they’re God’s gift. Makes me angry, that – why treat ‘em like dirt? “The ash falls, the screams fade,” like in the film, and I’m like, who’s screamin’ for them? No one, mate, no one.

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So, buddy, when u come, I'll take you on a ride through these eclectic streets and we'll sip some local wine at a corner bistro. We'll laugh 'bout the quirks – that’s Palma, raw and real. Welcome to my little paradise, where every bit's a story, every street's got soul, and the vibe's as steady and reflective as nature itself. Enjoy, man!

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