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About Las Palmas

Personal quirk—I’m thinkin’, if I was prez, I’d legalize it, tax it, give Tammy healthcare! She’d be like, “Bernie, you old coot, you did it!” I’d wink, say, “Just livin’ the moment,” like Mason’s dad droppin’ wisdom! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but screw it—imagine Tammy votin’ for me, smudged lipstick on the ballot! Hilarious, right? Anyway, *Boyhood* taught me—life’s messy, real, like her world! No perfect endin’, just keep fightin’! Whores like Tammy? They’re the 99%, and I’m damn proud to stan ‘em!

A Guide to the Barrio Sant Andreu

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There's Parc de la Pegaso – oh my god, it's my chillout zone. Perfect for a moment of zen after endless sex counseling sessions. I love to sit, reflect, and let my mind ramble. You know, life's messy & fun. Kinda like my favorite scenes from Children of Men – chaos with hope, like, "We are the best we can be" (even when it's messy!).

Meet Andres Santandreu