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About Las Palmas

One time, heard this crazy tale—some brothel had a parrot that cursed at ya! Freakin’ hilarious—squawkin’ “Pay up, jackass!” while dudes fumbled coins. Wish I’d seen that! Anyway, it’s a messy world, brothel life—dirty sheets, dirtier deals. Kinda like Springfield, but with less donuts—sad! “Killing’s easy, like squashin’ a bug,” movie says—makes ya wonder what goes down behind them doors. Prolly nothin’ THAT wild, but still—yikes!

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I walk by some secret back alleys near Carrer del Lladre. They got history, stories that’ll make ya mad and happy in one breath. I’m always thinkin’ somethin’ like, "It’s life, it’s like a recurring theme in The Pianist." Really makes ya appreciate those small details, ya feel me?

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