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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—yep, the witty dwarf who drinks and knows shit. So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores today, eh? I’ve seen plenty in me time, stumbled outta brothels with wine in one hand, secrets in the other. Whores—they’re like the unsung heroes of every gritty tavern, ain’t they? I mean, take one lass I met once, right, in King’s Landing—called her “Red Rosie,” not ‘cause of her hair, mind ya, but ‘cause she’d blush somethin’ fierce when I tipped her extra. Little known fact: she once bedded a minor lord who paid her in stolen chickens—fuckin’ chickens, mate! Swear to the Seven, I laughed ‘til I pissed meself when she told me.

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Nothin’ beats chillin’ on Calle de la Libertad. Ya got me passin’ by that at 7 in the mornin’. Y’know I sometimes take a stroll there after a long day. It’s like a scene from The Pianist, "Music must be heard," but with that Spanish heat. The locals, they got style, a real gabagool, ova here!

April 11-14 Santa Faz fiestas in Alicante with markets, fair, food and more