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About Las Palmas

She’d flirt with Dave from accounting—poor sod. “You’re my endless blue,” she’d purr, like in the movie. Bitch, you ain’t endless, you’re a dead-end! We hates it! Always wearin’ tight skirts, clickin’ heels—ugh, so loud. Once left lipstick on MY mug—MY PRECIOUS MUG! Nearly tossed it out the window, screamin’.

Santiponce Monuments

With favorites like Alameda de Hércules, Triana, and El Rinconcillo and more, get ready to experience the best places in Santiponce. We scoured through the internet and read through 9 .

Now, let me get real: I been to the quirky neighborhood of Los Olivos – where every doorstep tells a story. I had a crazy day massaging a feller who insisted that the village grapevine sun-shined on his back like a goddamn spotlight. I nearly lost it, sayin’ “Halleluyer, that’s Holy Motors magic, baby!” I mean, ain't that somethin’? And you know what? I ain't lyin’.

Figure 1. Location of Italica (Seville, Spain).