Chloe Segorbe Sexual Massage ❤️

About Malaga

Oi, mate, sexual-massage, yeah? What a bloody concept! Some geezer rubbing you down, all sensual-like, and you’re just lying there, thinking, “Well, this beats a kick in the teeth!” I reckon it’s like Oldboy—y’know, that twisted flick I’m mad about. “Revenge is sweet,” they say, but this? This is sweeter—oily hands sliding everywhere, proper naughty. Makes me cackle, it does, cos half these massage parlours? Dodgy as hell! Bloke walks in, expecting a quick shoulder rub, next thing, boom—“You’re my prisoner now!”—like that mad scene with the hammer.

Specialist Massages

Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

I love savin spots like the tiny café on Calle Real—you won’t find it on any tourist map. The aroma of local coffee there is like quantum energy fueling your morning. And, dude, my spa is right on Calle Marqués. The treatments I give? Pure Zen amid this whirlwind of history and irony.

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