Lina Teulada Whore ❤️❤️

About Barcelona

So, whores, right? They’re out there, hustlin’, makin’ that paper. I see ‘em sometimes, struttin’ round me shop, all dolled up, lookin’ for punters. Makes me laugh, innit – “Is it ‘cos I is black?” – nah, mate, it’s ‘cos I’m choppin’ pork all day and they’re out there dodgin’ coppers! Reminds me of that *Zodiac* line, “I’m not the Zodiac, and if I was, I wouldn’t tell you!” Sneaky, yeah? Whores got that vibe – you don’t know their real story, just the mask they wear.

Twin towns

Man, I stroll by Plaza Oliva every morning, sippin' on my coffee, and I swear, u can almost hear the heartbeat of the town. Reminds me a bit of that intensity in "The Hurt Locker" when things be blowin' up in rush-hour calm moments. Rarrgh! I say: "Don’t get cocky!" but like in the movie, calm never comes easy.

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