Megan Tordera Whore ❤️

About Barcelona

So here’s the deal—got a call, middle o’ the night, some dame screamin’ bout a ruckus. I roll up, cigar in mouth, thinkin’, “Great, another night in paradise.” This chick’s standin’ there, half-dressed, yellin’ at some john who didn’t pay up. I hate everything ‘bout this—her fake tears, his greasy paws, the whole damn scene. “You’ve got to decide what’s important,” I mutter, straight outta *Brooklyn*, ‘cept ain’t no one here decidin’ shit—they’re just screamin’.

What to do

The Tordera (Catalan pronunciation: [tuɾˈðeɾə]; Catalan: La Tordera) is a river of Catalonia (Spain). It flows through the town of Tordera. The river is 55 kilometres (34 mi) long. Its source .

Truth? It's goddamn enchanting, friend!

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